‘Cos I'm free to do what I want


No ball games.
Do not smoke near naked flames
Don’t cross the tracks
Don’t step on the cracks.
No junk mail
Rules prevail
Don’t step on the grass
No entry without a pass
No bikes allowed
3 people at a time, don’t overcrowd
No bombing or heavy petting
No social considered for this letting
Controlled zones
No mobile phones
Danger: Warning: Keep out
No running, quiet boy, don’t shout
No smoking, mind the gap
No joking, not even a clap
Red line, do not stop
Shoplifters prosecuted in this shop
Keep left. Keep right
Hard hats must be worn on this site.
Disabled only can park in this bay
First class ticket holders only
Private land
Dogs are banned
Keep your bags with you at all time
Beware!, this is a hot-spot for crime
Speed kills
Do not poster bills
Breakages must be paid for
Exit only through this door
Keep off the wall
Don’t insult, no credit given
Do you know the worst rule of all?
Only good people get into heaven.